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One-Liner Tees

If you're looking for great one-liners that are timely, relevant, or just downright funny, these Tees are for you!

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Bik:  Biker Noun
Bik: Biker Noun
...rides motorcycle, can distinguish insects by taste
$12.99  
Gun:  ATF-Chips Tee
Gun: ATF-Chips Tee
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms; Chips
$14.99  
Gun:  Aim to Please Tee
Gun: Aim to Please Tee
Sometimes I aim to please...
$14.99  
ATT:  If I'd Shot You Tee
ATT: If I'd Shot You Tee
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted to...
$12.99  
OL:  Liberals Hate Tee
OL: Liberals Hate Tee
Proud to be everything that liberals hate
$12.99  
OL:  Moderation Tee
OL: Moderation Tee
Take everything in moderation...
$12.99  
OL:  Dropt on ma hed Tee
OL: Dropt on ma hed Tee
Dropt on ma hed wen i wuz a kid
$12.99  
OL:  Retirement Tee
OL: Retirement Tee
The Problem With Retirement is That ...
$12.99  
OL:  You're Only Young Once
OL: You're Only Young Once
...after that you need another excuse
$12.99  
OL:  Discriminate   Tee
OL: Discriminate Tee
I Don't Discriminate, I Hate Everyone
$12.99  
ATT:  You're Just Jealous
ATT: You're Just Jealous
You're Just Jealous that the Voices Talk to Me
$12.99  
Cons:  3 Kinds of People
Cons: 3 Kinds of People
1)make... 2) watch... 3) wonder...
$14.99  
OL:  Come To the Dark Side
OL: Come To the Dark Side
we have cookies
$14.99  
OL:  Paddle Faster
OL: Paddle Faster
I hear Banjos!
$12.99  
Cons:  OMG!
Cons: OMG!
OMG! - Obama Must Go!
$12.99  
OL:  Frodo and the Ring  Tee
OL: Frodo and the Ring Tee
Frodo Failed the Liberals Have the Ring
$15.00  
OL:  Don't Retreat, Reload!
OL: Don't Retreat, Reload!
Don't Retreat, Reload!
$12.99  
OL:  My Mind Wanders
OL: My Mind Wanders
My mind wanders and sometimes leaves
$12.99  
OL:  Fun and Games Tee
OL: Fun and Games Tee
It's all fun and games until someone...
$12.99  
MV:  Add Your Branch of Service for FREE!
MV: Add Your Branch of Service for FREE!
Branch of Service
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